Frosted Pink Lip Stick: There’s nothing better than having lips that looked drenched in shiny cotton candy. Heck, the stuff won’t come fer anything too! Eat as much ribs as you want and that stuff sticks with ya!

Nail Designs: Enormous fake nails with little fruity designs are a must for any true redneck. don’t forget to show off the blingin’ rhinestones.

True Ripped Jeans: Rednecks mock those who have to buy the fake, designer worn/ripped jeans because they have an endless supply of truly haggard jeans from all sorts of tough activities.

Wife Beater: This almost see through tank top has many practical functions. It goes well with just about anything you can think of, it allows for easy BO ventilation, hides stains easily and above all is very very sexy.

Dyed Blonde Hair with Dark Roots: How can you not be attracted to the audacious apathy associated with this daring and oh so sexy hair style?

The Large Mustache: Rednecks wouldn’t be redneck without at least a 1:2 mustache to no mustache ratio in those redneck communities communities.

Tan: Rednecks dont have to pay per tanning bed session. They get relaxation and nice color for free.

Braids: Whether you do em up French, in rows, in pigtails, or in fishtails, braiding your hair is an easy all-day hairdo. Just add your best Scrunchy or rubber band, and youre good to go.

Heavy Eyeliner: Make-up you can scrape off in gobs will never go out of style as long as there are self-conscious women around.

Mullet Hair: Aside from all these stands the glorious mullet. No actor, singer, entertainer or politician has even been able to start a trend as trendy and as stylish as the mullet. May the redneck live on in infamy as the lone torch bearers of this, the last true hairstyle.

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